4/5 stars
I walked by what my ears assumed were a nightclub day-scrub only to turn and see a dimly lit tea room. High tea and black rap, a combination held under water by every british woman named Victoria or Elizabeth; that is......until now.
If you're thinking, "oh, rap music in a tea room? I can see some Matcha matching well with some Tribe Called Quest."
This isn't Tribe - this is Fetty Wap and 2 Chainz. The only problem is the sound is distributed through a meager pocket speaker usually preferred by gas station attendees.
OTHER CONS
Floor is dirty, but so is the rap
White chairs are dirty, but show me a clean white chair and I'll show you the queen. The kind who would hate this music and also fun.
Tables are wobbly, but that's just the shop playing homage to butts: goo.gl/G7ogc8
AND in case your delicious tea is getting too smooth, they even have hookah (with free replacement coals) to help cough it down.
If you hate happiness, go elsewhere, you'll ruin the vibe here anyway.